dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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