whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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