Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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