i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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