I hate your face
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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