im so drunk with asians
where?
always
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize