I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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