3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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