I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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