I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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