nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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