He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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