with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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