hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
