that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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