Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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