I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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