well I can't set my house on fire every night
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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