yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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