I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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