Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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