are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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