if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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