Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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