I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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