And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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