At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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