AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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