I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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