So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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