Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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