We're facebook friends in real life
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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