My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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