So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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