Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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