That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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