YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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