So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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