Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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