Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
