so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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