you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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