awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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