Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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