Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

(1-765): View more from Indiana

The power was out.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake

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(810): View more from Michigan

Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.

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I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.

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