so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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