How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm having to shit out rocks
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