Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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