I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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