Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your penis caused this!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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