he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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