We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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