I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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