I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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