three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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