Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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