i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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