Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
