I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
All the doctor said was why
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